Drew asked:


My birthday is coming up within the next couple weeks. i have the option to either get an ipad or some new golf clubs(wedges and hyrbids) and green fees or an ipad. i have a macbook already and i love it, but should i can’t really decide what not to get. i golf sorta alot and im not bad, i shoot in the high 70s low 80s so im good at it. Someone help me decide!

John A asked:


**Best answer will be chosen for extra points**

It’s that time in my life when I apply for a job and I asked for an application at one of the Golf clubs near me. I’m a very social and polite person and I think I would do great there, plus I love to play golf. Any suggestions or tips on things you think I should do to make myself stand out from the others?

Dew Drop asked:


A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”

“Well, what should I do?”, asks the man.

“Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”

Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The estatic man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can’t wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”

“What can I do?” asks the wife.
”
Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s c-o-c-k.”

The wife listens carefully to the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP — the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.

“You know, that was a lot better than I expected,” the pro says. “Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold the club in your hands….”

bkm4653 asked:


We are a family of (4) considering relocating to the Bellevue, Kirkland, are of Washington. We love to golf and belong to an affordable golf club in the twin cities. Is there something affordable out in the Seattle area that would offer housing close by, or possibly on the golf course?